ENTER AT OWN PACE

Parade reigners

  • rek fuentjii

    Hallway Adjacent

    Citizenship since Renounced
    Hotazel, South Africa
    1st Toy
    Bonsai & Ricotta Stained ‘Child Soldiers’ Served with a Subpoena
    2nd Cousin
    Cultured Appropriator

  • stoddard orne-tufts

    Jocularyngitis Innoculator

    Side-Eye Conceal & Carry Licence
    Darling, Western Cape
    1st Toy
    Creme Brulee Chaser
    2nd Cousin
    Crash Test Pacifier

  • branch stantaloon

    Weaponised Chorus Line

    Last Recorded/Coherent Memory
    Wet Rain, Yorkshire
    1st Toy
    Re-Boned Beaver Jerky
    2nd Cousin
    Pro Life-Size, Anti-Portionist Campaigner

  • Stelth Mandible

    Anecdotal Phrenologist

    Case of Mishapen Identity
    Horni Police, Czech Republic
    1st Toy
    Standardised Moist Cheeseless Toasty
    2nd Cousin
    Support Corpse

Rufus Waylon Brouchard III

“Mean streets are where we live. Mean streets are what we wears.”

village idiots

  • wenzel schlepptau

    Binged Translator

    Öffentlicher Sex Im Wasser
    Weener Bunde, Leer
    1st Toy
    Kontrollpunkt Charles Verantwortlich Männlichkeitssirup
    2nd Cousin
    Vier Schubladen Aktenschränke Schweineboss

  • wilheLm ‘VILHELM’ ‘HEL’ ‘ELM’ ‘ili’ ‘m’ ‘WIL’ ‘BILL’ spilr


    Dancing with Sitars Casting Couch
    Czar, Alberta
    1st Toy
    Boastful Lamington Pie with Entire Squid
    2nd Cousin
    Non-Binary Computer Programmer

  • nathaniella ‘nate’ oob

    Lad Partitioner

    Absent on 6 month Time Lapse with Sister City, Running with Scissors Fraternity
    Toad Suck, Arkansas
    1st Toy
    Schrodinger’s Cat Litter Seasoning
    2nd Cousin
    Hi-Vis-A-Vis Visitor Book Ghost-Signer

  • hail swett-slanker

    Proof of Life Stand-in

    First Born, Naked German
    Carl, Iowa
    1st Toy
    Well Done Swede with Pomme Noisette
    2nd Cousin
    Sieg Heil-Five Finger Discount Denier