• “these ribs are all that I really own, I was born young and now I’m in decline”

    Albertina Stroe
    Kilbrittain, County Cork

  • “Have we reached peak-hair? And what would we even wear with that?”

    Tyron P. Stencil
    Hoofddorp, Netherlands

  • “now take my left leg, I dare you to make something of it - you’ll never be even half the WAG I am”

    Flim Mungerer
    Frankenstein, Missouri

  • “name me one hemsworth their body weight in spam”

    Smoking Mannelijkheid
    Rural, Wisconsin

  • “MSB forsterker min urokkelige innsats for å dehumanisere behandlingen av gikt”

    Hals Jernskjegg
    Flåm, Norway

  • “…small business red tape, i say it’s time for a maximum wage”

    Mike ‘Room Service’ Purm
    Matching Tye, England

  • "Sorry, I'm not sure what you mean by 'recreational virility'. Could you please provide more context?"

    Tutor Mank
    Pukë, Albania

  • "I would like to dedicate this shirt to all the janitors out there who work tirelessly to keep our world safe."

    ‘Roy’ Huge Skender
    Earth, Texas