CAREFUL, BABIES OPEN OUTWARDS

The Babies

  • mayor ‘butt’ huntington

    Special Inductor

    Unpaid Burial Plot
    Colon, Michigan
    1st Toy
    Reclined Bed of Burnt Fennel and Marital Receipts
    2nd Cousin
    Culture Wars Re-Enactor

  • jimmothy munroe jnr iii

    Trabant Enthusiast

    Outstanding Warrant Concert:
    Big Beaver Lick, Kentucky
    1st Toy
    Half-Pint, Enclosed-Balcony Temperature Baptist-Blush Smoothie
    2nd Cousin
    Step-Sibling Rivalry Revivalist

  • greet swett-slanker

    Lady Partitioner

    Medical Records Sealed
    Rectum, Overijssel
    1st Toy
    Tinderised Whale Vulva, Girt by Seeds
    2nd Cousin
    Undercover Resting Heart-Rate

  • BRICK GYORGY

    Weaponised Chorus Line

    Last Known Sighting
    Urin, Saskatchewan
    1st Toy
    Peripheral Vision Squirrel Chafage
    2nd Cousin
    Lost Property Developer

Mike Haberdash.

“We comes into this world in nappies and we leave this world in nappies. What we wears inbetween is what the good lord judges us by. ”

Adoptees

  • Ric Stallion

    Philip Seymour Hoffman-Proof Fencer

    Trail-Blazed the ‘Muscle Amnesia’ Defence in Beating a Mans’ Laughter Charge
    St. Louis Du Ha! Ha!, Quebec
    1st Toy
    Armenian Folded Milk
    2nd Cousin
    Anecdotal Phrenologist

  • adjunct gardener woo’oon

    Autumn/Fall Guy (Hemisphere Dependent)

    Carbonated the Paleontologist Diet:
    Île Du Massacre, Nova Scotia
    1st Toy
    Unweighed Agnosti-cake
    2nd Cousin
    Sunshower Decanter

  • Rail Swett-Slanker

    Under-Boob Under-Writer

    Repeatedly claimed he could have been the Best Detective in Germany:
    Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina
    1st Toy
    Guilty Pleasured Egg White Privilege
    2nd Cousin
     Rejected David Caruso One Liner Disposalist

  • missy gladrags ‘gladrags’ divine

    Unemployable Mime Whisperer

    Gate-Crashed first ever ‘Tight Shorts ‘n’ Mayors’ Speed-Baiting Night
    Popejoy, Iowa
    1st Toy
    Chronologically Ordered Mother Tongue
    2nd Cousin
    Hypoglycemic Overbite Cast Maker

Unsynchronised proud shouting and/or tantricums will count towards Recognition of Prior Ordering, but only in the event.
always confront a mean baby

Foundlings

  • Arf de kopop

    Kniffel Separatist

    Unpaid intern of the 60’s:
    Ogre, Latvia
    1st Toy
    Schneebedeckte Knie mit Frau im Schlepptau
    2nd Cousin
    Purveyor of Re-furbished Toblerone

  • bettye hickwolfe-burman

    Street Credulist

    Fined for trafficking in black market vowels
    Zzyzx, California
    1st Toy
    Bilge Water Armed with Alumninium Resolve
    2nd Cousin
    Unemployable Mime Whisperer

  • slane hungÃr

    Standing Room Service Only

    'Man or Mist' Quip Goes to Top of Bratislavan Bestseller List
    Horny Bar, Slovakia
    1st Toy
    Totally Innocent Hungarian Honeyed Hands
    2nd Cousin
    On-Call Alienist, Female Raquet Ball Community Theatre Trope

  • lo-res mercy

    36 waist, 34 leg

    Legally Required to Exhume Confidante for Public Prosecutor
    Gogogogo, Madagascar
    1st Toy
    Condoleeza Rice-a-Riso
    2nd Cousin
    Poster Child for Absquatulation