scripted under-ball

Since the beginning of this tale, humankind has trod pre-worn career paths, across generations and borders distant. Coopers made barrels, the dutch made ovens, and one lineage de’ pecul stayed stūm, though no-one knew why. How did they earn their keep and passé the time - their tracksuits indicative of a deeper malaise? 1352, Belgium, better known as the Year of the Toddlyer, was too, birthing a modern phenomena. Ted the 134,000th, perhaps drunk, perhaps bored, perhaps an early blooming toddlyer, found himself stage left, prodded from behind. The crowd hushed, then murmured, muttered and stomped their feet louder still. Could this be the day a pointless lineage ended, chanting “parler de Ted!” until the nervous lad, haltingly, broke vocal wind for the first time, and thus the Ted Talk was invented.